The Fat Ass Cat Gets Back

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Some things you’ll get away with

In this life, it’s just a fact

But don’t you dare go sneak behind

Fat ass cat’s fat furry back

 

She'll glare at you with great contempt

She’s the jury, trial, and judge

Won’t soon forget what you have done

She can tend to hold a grudge

 

She'll sneer at you and walk away

Just to plan a stealth attack

You may not see it coming

But the fat ass cat gets back

 

She got me good one morning

Don’t be fooled by cute white socks

I opened up my Corn Flakes

And found she'd 'littered' in the box

 

Do not piss off this diva

Praise her, offer up a snack

Steer clear of her wrong side

Because the fat ass cat gets back

 

Sally made a huge mistake

Put chunky food in fat cat's bowl

Cat leered at her and opened wide

Inhaled and swallowed Sally’s soul

 

But the feline felt forgiveness

And undid her dreadful curse

Upchucked the stolen spirit

Into the furball universe

 

All should heed these lessons

Stay on straight and narrow track

This drama queen can be quite mean

Yes, the fat ass cat gets back

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s. paul  (May 2021)